How much baby powder does it take to make a baby? Bought 6 cases at Costco, mixed with water, still no baby?

I started off with one bottle of baby powder, mixed it with water,,,nothing. Tried 2, nothing.. Bought 6 cases, Still nothing. Its just a lumpy mess, and no baby. How much baby powder must I buy for this transformation to occur? How long should I wait?How much baby powder does it take to make a baby? Bought 6 cases at Costco, mixed with water, still no baby?
LMAO....silly you gotta send that mixture to the stork....wait and then he will bring you a babbyHow much baby powder does it take to make a baby? Bought 6 cases at Costco, mixed with water, still no baby?
You have to mix 16 oz Baby Powder with 8 oz Baby Oil then add 4 oz Baby Lotion and 1.5 oz Baby Bath, place in the oven at 275 for 9 hours
You must mix the powder with a milky substance.
Don't be silly. Making babies? This is ridiculous. Everybody knows you buy them from Mothercare - I think someone has been having you on a bit here.
You forgot to shake the magical rattle
You don't mix it with water, you fool! You use baby oil! Wait 9 months and check your cabbage patch.
Did you get baby oil? That should help.





Or maybe Baby Magic (it's a lotion)
You forgot to add an egg and some cream.





Edit: Dang it, Munkey!
You left out the sperm and egg
You have to stir it with your magic stirring stick man...duh!!